On Saturday, I went to the most.amazing.store.ever.
Firstly, it's called Junk and Disorderly. I. Know.
Secondly, it's very similar to my old most.amazing.store.ever in Melbourne - Chapel St Bazaar - so as soon as I walked in I knew I'd fall madly in love.
Thirdly, it had taxidermy-ed ducklings. DUCKLINGS. (I am actually serious. I love weird taxidermy things, and these made me happy. Sorry if you're a vegetarian. Or just a normal human being who doesn't love dead things).
I madly started texting my housemate as soon as I saw these, as I knew she would hate me for walking out of the magical.wonderland empty-handed. Cue approx 20 texts back and forth trying to decide which one to get. I told her they were all staring at me, begging me to take them home. It was like a really disturbing version of the SPCA.